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This truck:
Will be getting loaded full of about 80 bikes (note dano strategically flexing in the lower aspect of the picture. He's such a pro!), and will then get driven across town to...
This event:
where they will then be ridden by the teeming masses of mid-coast bike geeks and then sold off for stupid low prices. Serious. Low, like almost half regular retail in some cases. For barely ridden bikes. What? Are We Crazy??? Yes. come on by. We'll be in the main parking lot at Wilder from 9 until 4 on Saturday. That's tomorrow, folks... Think we're kidding about the crazy part? Take a look at...
This guy:
This is our boss. He wants your money. Don't make him come to your house and mess up your kitchen.
This message brought to you by the number 46, the color red, the nation of Portugal, and Bruce Gordon, who has been so far ahead of the curve for so long now that most of you never realized that what you thought was a pocket protector was actually an iPhone holder, about fifteen years ahead of its time:
Really, Bruce Gordon is who we all should hope to be when we grow up...